ALPHA - Eternal Flex Plastic - (ET-AL06-25)
MINT DISCS: FLEX ALPHA - Your New Favorite Feline Fairway
Flight Ratings: Speed 8 / Glide 4 / Turn 0 / Fade 2
Serial # ET-AL06-25
PDGA Approved
Alright, listen up, human. You want a disc that's as cunning as a cat in a yarn store, but hits straighter than a laser pointer to a red dot? Meet the Flex ALPHA. This isn't your average flim-flam flyer; this is the OG, the very first from Mint Discs, and it's here to tame any course.
The ALPHA? She's a power fairway driver with an attitude. Toss her out, and she'll cut through the air with a predatory precision, going dead-straight without that annoying flip-over nonsense. Then, just when you think she's too good to be true, she'll finish with a reliable, confident fade – no unexpected antics, just pure, consistent performance.
Got a headwind trying to mess with your game? Pfft. This disc laughs in the face of gusts. She's stable enough to fight that wind like a cat chasing a fly, but don't let that fool you. She's not some overstable brute that only a muscle-bound gorilla can throw. Even if you're a new kitten to the disc golf scene, the ALPHA will purr in your hand.
And the plastic? Oh, honey, we're talking Eternal Flex. This isn't just premium; it's a translucent, candy-coated masterpiece. Gaze into its depths, feel that delicious give. It's got more flexibility than your yoga instructor, meaning fewer skips, less roll-away despair, and more discs staying exactly where you want 'em. This is a disc that's built to last, holding its perfect flight path longer than your cat holds a grudge.
So, ditch the dogma, grab the ALPHA. Your bag (and your score) will thank you. Meow.
MINT DISCS: FLEX ALPHA - Your New Favorite Feline Fairway
Flight Ratings: Speed 8 / Glide 4 / Turn 0 / Fade 2
Serial # ET-AL06-25
PDGA Approved
Alright, listen up, human. You want a disc that's as cunning as a cat in a yarn store, but hits straighter than a laser pointer to a red dot? Meet the Flex ALPHA. This isn't your average flim-flam flyer; this is the OG, the very first from Mint Discs, and it's here to tame any course.
The ALPHA? She's a power fairway driver with an attitude. Toss her out, and she'll cut through the air with a predatory precision, going dead-straight without that annoying flip-over nonsense. Then, just when you think she's too good to be true, she'll finish with a reliable, confident fade – no unexpected antics, just pure, consistent performance.
Got a headwind trying to mess with your game? Pfft. This disc laughs in the face of gusts. She's stable enough to fight that wind like a cat chasing a fly, but don't let that fool you. She's not some overstable brute that only a muscle-bound gorilla can throw. Even if you're a new kitten to the disc golf scene, the ALPHA will purr in your hand.
And the plastic? Oh, honey, we're talking Eternal Flex. This isn't just premium; it's a translucent, candy-coated masterpiece. Gaze into its depths, feel that delicious give. It's got more flexibility than your yoga instructor, meaning fewer skips, less roll-away despair, and more discs staying exactly where you want 'em. This is a disc that's built to last, holding its perfect flight path longer than your cat holds a grudge.
So, ditch the dogma, grab the ALPHA. Your bag (and your score) will thank you. Meow.
MINT DISCS: FLEX ALPHA - Your New Favorite Feline Fairway
Flight Ratings: Speed 8 / Glide 4 / Turn 0 / Fade 2
Serial # ET-AL06-25
PDGA Approved
Alright, listen up, human. You want a disc that's as cunning as a cat in a yarn store, but hits straighter than a laser pointer to a red dot? Meet the Flex ALPHA. This isn't your average flim-flam flyer; this is the OG, the very first from Mint Discs, and it's here to tame any course.
The ALPHA? She's a power fairway driver with an attitude. Toss her out, and she'll cut through the air with a predatory precision, going dead-straight without that annoying flip-over nonsense. Then, just when you think she's too good to be true, she'll finish with a reliable, confident fade – no unexpected antics, just pure, consistent performance.
Got a headwind trying to mess with your game? Pfft. This disc laughs in the face of gusts. She's stable enough to fight that wind like a cat chasing a fly, but don't let that fool you. She's not some overstable brute that only a muscle-bound gorilla can throw. Even if you're a new kitten to the disc golf scene, the ALPHA will purr in your hand.
And the plastic? Oh, honey, we're talking Eternal Flex. This isn't just premium; it's a translucent, candy-coated masterpiece. Gaze into its depths, feel that delicious give. It's got more flexibility than your yoga instructor, meaning fewer skips, less roll-away despair, and more discs staying exactly where you want 'em. This is a disc that's built to last, holding its perfect flight path longer than your cat holds a grudge.
So, ditch the dogma, grab the ALPHA. Your bag (and your score) will thank you. Meow.
